cult of no personality. everyone worships you for being boring as hell
influencers
elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders
Accidentally clicking on the trending tab on youtube is like being transported to a parallel reality where being funny is banned
everyone shut up and look at this
Hey girl im consuming a new media
help girl I’m hyperfixating
Amazing how we’re watching a bunch of white, racist fucks, storm the capitol building of the United States over the fact that they can’t accept their loser of a President lost the election, is unfuckingbelivable. The transparency of minorities and people protesting for human rights and justice in the face of corruption, versus people are sore losers that can’t accept defeat and know they’re protected because they’re white Americans, could not be more apparent.
I hate having anxiety because it causes me to say “I have anxiety” to others to explain my impeded daily function which is the cringiest thing ever
someone will ask me why im doing something counterintuitive and I will reply that I have anxiety but emotionally I just communicated that I sound like I love Harry Potter and twenty-one pilots






